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Dumb ideas

I’m putting a couple of posts into place for subjects that come up a lot, so that I can continue the chain without polluting the front page post feed but still maintain context for the subjects.  So, if you would like, you can subscribe to the RSS field for this post directly, and, also, you are welcome to contribute your own.

This one is “Dumb ideas that spring into my stream of consciousness.”



8 Responses to “Dumb ideas”

  1. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    “I don’t have a bottle opener.  But I can open it by putting the cap on the edge of a counter and hitting it from above.  But, no, this counter has a bullnose.  But the underside is a right angle!”

  2. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    “Huh.  That’s a weird idea I just had.  I wonder if it will ever occur to me.”

  3. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    “Huh.  I wonder how many people I would have to kill to get President Obama to speak in my town.”

  4. Bob Mike Says:

    (After signing my name on a check): “Whoever wrote this check has the same signature as me.”

  5. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    (Watching Fringe): “Wow, that’s a good effect.  Oh, maybe they actually cut off his leg between scenes.”

  6. Dave (Site Brother) Says:

    I would like to contribute to this thread, but all of my ideas are brilliant.

  7. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    Not so much dumb as “already done” and “very obvious”, but (Using my iPod): “It would be very useful if this were melded with a phone.”

  8. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    “I think my cat might need glasses.”

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