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My recycled tweets for 2010-03-11

Joshua — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:59:00 +0000

I made a smart-ass joke yesterday about "They're both still alive?!" about The Two Coreys. Corey Haim died today, and I feel like a jerk. #

My recycled tweets for 2010-03-06

Joshua — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:59:00 +0000

#Ubuntu just provided an "Important security update" to *sudo*. Not cool. Not something you want vulnerable. Buffer overflow? I hate #c. #

My recycled tweets for 2010-03-05

Joshua — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:59:00 +0000

Damn it. Stuart Holden broke his leg. Poor guy, poor US team. http://tr.im/QDFC #StuartHolden #football #soccer #
One.org just said that "55 senators are on Twitter, evenly split between Republicans and Democrats." Um – no 0.5 senators left; Strom's dead #
My #LG #phone plays a long sound file to confirm when I silence it. What bright engineer's idea was that? #
has a screaming bitch of an #MSG headache. That's one more restaurant I can't go to any longer. #
I don't think I've yet opined about the awesome "F♯ A♯ ∞" by Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Gods I love that album. #GodspeedYouBlackEmperor #
Actually, I'll trade anyone a listen of their album of choice for a listen to that #GodspeedYouBlackEmperor album. Impossibly awesome. #

A very French solution, yes?

Joshua — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:18:52 +0000

In France, youth binge drinking (15 – 25 year olds) is experiencing a major rise. A proposed solution? Give university students wine tastings in lunch cafeterias to teach them how to respect and enjoy wine. “Why is there sexual education and not viticultural education? You can learn wine too.” This is being supported by a well-known gastronome and a former director of the Sorbonne.

Actually, that’s a very very French solution, yes?

Yes, it would be weird, but pretty cool

Joshua — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:07:43 +0000

This weekend I’ll be finding out if I can boot a Powerbook off a USB flash drive with a bootable FAT32 primary partition that’s an Ubuntu live CD running VirtualBox with a Windows XP disk image. The end result of that would be running Windows on a Mac, but I have no idea if that will work. I don’t even know what the hard/impossible step(s) might be. Something something x86 instruction set something something hardware abstraction layer something something I have no idea what I’m talking about something something laser beams.

My recycled tweets for 2010-03-04

Joshua — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:59:00 +0000

Anyone else feel that a hard-boiled #egg is more filling than a scrambled egg? Why would that be? Just water content? #
Sob story: 120GB #iPod, only 8GB left, and that's only studio albums; no #concert recordings. 120GB is apparently only 314 days of music. #
In related #iPod woes, what do I now do with >100kg of #CDs? Can't ethically sell them, can't logistically store them, & hate trashing them. #
With #Amazon's new "Media Library", their exhaustive record of my purchases goes back to *1999*. Not sure I like that. #
is so fucking mad right now that he feels like throwing up and can't even be distracted by junk food TV on Hulu. I hate people. All of them. #
.@tallyhall Los Angeles please. #TallyHall #
RT @AtheistHitSquad Waterproof? http://ow.ly/1e0ll (This argument NEVER OCCURRED TO ME, and I feel really dumb now.) #
#Tangerinegate http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/comedy/2010/03/tangerinegate-by-robert-popper.shtml #
has now chilled out, having immersed himself in dumb Twitter memes, attempts at cleverness, and mockery of theists for half an hour. #

My recycled tweets for 2010-03-03

Joshua — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:59:00 +0000

If any of my #Facebook friends receive money solicitations, they are from a hacker, not me. (mcgees.org on FB) #
Given that the Web really is [mb]illions of monkeys on equivalent keyboards, how long until we get our own Hamlet? (Probably not new joke?) #

Facebook account hacked: NOT IN LONDON!

Joshua — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:16:25 +0000

My Facebook account was attacked in a method detailed in this online story. Except, in my case, my password and email address were not changed — although they should have been.

If you hear of a Facebook friend in London without a penny, take a moment to check their story — it’s most likely a scam that’s seeped into the social network … Facebook user accounts have been hacked, opening them up to scammers who then use it to send live chat messages to their friends asking for help…

The messages claimed the person was “on a trip to London, but had been mugged, and was now marooned without passport or cash somewhere in North London”.

I was able to change my password, log off, log in again, and post a message to my peeps that the hacker was not me.

Now FB has disabled my account, presumably to make sure everything is fixed, as the story linked to above mentions. This means that, most likely, that Facebook is either monitoring IPs or IMs.

Have I mentioned how much I fucking hate Facebook?

My recycled tweets for 2010-03-02

Joshua — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:59:00 +0000

People who use "#herbal" and "#homeopathic" interchangeably frustrate me. That's like confusing "Prozac" and "distilled water". #
Watching Polish subtitles again. Line: "… Nobel prize for jerk-offs." HAD to learn this. Translation: draństwo. Round-trip: meanness. #

Vedder Tuesday ⅩⅩⅤ

Joshua — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:49:15 +0000

Twenty-five. Wow. And another saved-from-extinction week by writing last week’s Vedder Tuesday on a Monday. So maybe another one tomorrow. But probably not.

Here’s a rather dark one from their debut record:

Deep

On the edge, a windowsill
Ponders his maker, ponders His will
To the street below, he just ain’t nothing
But he’s got a great view, and he sinks the needle deep, yeah…
Can’t touch the bottom
In too deep, yeah.
Can’t touch the bottom

Oh, on the edge of a know-nothing town
Feeling quite superior, the aged come
To the sky above he just ain’t nothing
But he’s got a great view, and he sinks a burning knife deep, yeah…
Can’t touch the bottom
In too deep
Can’t touch the bottom
In too deep

On the edge of a Christmas-clean love
Young virgin down from Heaven — visiting Hell
To the man above her, she just ain’t nothing
And she doesn’t like the view
She doesn’t like the view
She doesn’t like the view

But he sinks himself deep
Oh, can’t touch the bottom
In too deep, yeah
Can’t touch the bottom
Can’t touch the bottom

Heroin abuse, murder, and child rape, all in one song? Wow. Three cheers for the subject matter of the music I listen to.

My recycled tweets for 2010-02-27

Joshua — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:59:00 +0000

Just thought: "Once again, my email volume plummets on Friday nights! Why in the WORLD would that be?!" (#YouMightBeANerdIf?) #
Did you hear about the #Polish production of #Dracula? They called him "Blad the Impaler" — but that was just an "error" http://tr.im/PZcq #
(Yes, that was me trying to go meta on a Polish joke. Subtitles rawk. Translations, too. We'll see from the flames how well I did.) #
is so tired he can't sleep. And is completely without pennyroyal tea. #

My recycled tweets for 2010-02-26

Joshua — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:59:00 +0000

"Ram"?! Ram the motherfucker in like it's the fucking golden spike. Take names. This ends now. http://tr.im/PQua #hc09 #hc10 #p2 #
"No other cast member to receive more favorable dressing facilities"? Is #UmaThurman in the fourth grade? http://tr.im/PQDA #

Presumably, Totem was just “in a mood”

Joshua — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 05:09:07 +0000

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Vedder Tuesday ⅩⅩⅣ

Joshua — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:19:01 +0000

If I don’t do one today (Monday) I’ll have missed a week. So sorry.

Ed once said that their first album dealt a lot with teen and youth angst, but that he figured older people felt it too, and wanted to make a song about that. Here it is, the song with the longest title in the Pearl Jam catalog.

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

I seem to recognize your face
Haunting, familiar — yet I can’t seem to place it
Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name
Lifetimes are catching up with me
All these changes taking place
I wish I’d seen the place
But no one’s ever taken me
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away

I swear I recognize your breath
Memories, like fingerprints, are slowly raising
Me, you wouldn’t recall, for I’m not my former
It’s hard when you’re stuck upon the shelf
I changed by not changing at all
Small town predicts my fate
Perhaps that’s what no one wants to see
I just want to scream “Hello!”
My God its been so long!
Never dreamed you’d return!
But now here you are, and here I am
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away

The next one … tomorrow?

All Vedder Tuesday

My recycled tweets for 2010-02-22

Joshua — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:59:00 +0000

Car is blocking roadway in movie. Line: "That must be the guy whose car I talked to on the phone." #
Sorry to my #UK friends, but I just ordered from overseas, and I LOVE how week the #pound is! #

O eBay, ya old kidder you!

Joshua — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:12:29 +0000

From eBay:

MC011 Your eBay selling account has been limited – [my username]

Dear [my username] ([my email address]),

Your account has fallen below eBay’s minimum seller performance standards. You are still able to list and sell items; however, your volume will be limited until your performance improves above these standards.

This limit takes effect on 2/20/2010. Each week you can sell up to 50.00 % of what you historically listed with this account.

You may have up to 0 open listings, up to $18.00 open sales and up to $10.00 closed sales during each week.

Note*: If you exceed any one of the above thresholds (open listings, open sales or closed sales), you will be unable to list for 7 days, when the limit will reset.

My response:

I was just told my account has fallen below seller performance standards. WHAT are you talking about? I’ve received no negative feedback recently, am not involved in any disputes that I know of, send everything with tracking numbers, have been providing great service and great products — and now this message that I can now list 0 items for reasons that were NOT STATED?

Seriously — I need assistance here. What is going on?

Their response:

Dear Joshua,

Thank you for writing eBay in regard to the recent message you received from us. I have looked into your account and I can see that your Detailed Seller Ratings are fine. I believe that you received those emails because of a technical problem that we are experiencing right now. I would like to apologize for this. Please be reassured that we are working to resolve this, and that it is our top priority at this time. If you are experiencing any limitations due to this, please know that we are aware of this problem, and we will have it resolved within 2 hours. If you are still experiencing any problems after that time please
respond to this message and let us know.

I understand your frustration regarding this matter and apologize for the inconvenience it caused you.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
[representative name]

eBay Customer Support

Feed mee nao!

Joshua — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:03:42 +0000

I just arrived back home. I knew I was in for a scolding from my cat. I always get a scolding from my cat when I walk in. Except, I realized, he was standing by his food dish. He always does, but I have always assumed that is because it is by the door. But this was clearly his “feed me” yell. I thought about it. It always is.

“You have food!” I told him.

“FEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDME!”

So I took his food bowl, held it through the front door for ten seconds, out of his sight, then brought it back in and set it in front of him.

He stopped screaming. He was happy. He had been fed. He ate.

“Worked All Countries” update

Joshua — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:59:26 +0000

It’s been a while (2.83 years) since I gave an update of the number of countries or territories I’ve “collected” as visitors to mcgees.org. According to Google Analytics, the source I now trust, it’s now at 164, including some gems such as Libya, Kyrgyzstan, Réunion, and now (woo-hoo!) Kiribati.

23 of these territories visited only once.

Here’s the data. If you find anything interesting, or want to find out what any given location was looking for or at, let me know. I find all this fascinating. I think it’s some of the stamp collecting itch.

Telephone exchange with a store employee

Joshua — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:10:56 +0000

JHM: What’s the price on those, please?

Employee: We have three-packs for $8.99. We also have large bags individually for $2.

JHM: Individually they’re $2?

E: Yeah, but they’re larger.

JHM: Then it … kinda sounds like the individual bags are a better deal, yeah?

E: [nervous laugh] I didn’t want to say that.

… but always Shinola

Joshua — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:06:57 +0000

From Stephen King’s novel Bag of Bones:

There’s something oddly comforting about talking to a legal guy once the “billable hours” clock has started running. You have passed the magical point at which “a lawyer” becomes “your lawyer”. “Your lawyer” is warm. “Your lawyer” is sympathetic. “Your lawyer” makes notes on a yellow pad and nods in all the right places. Most of the questions “your lawyer” asks are questions you can answer. And if you can’t, “your lawyer” will find a way to help you do so, by God! “Your lawyer” is always on your side. Your enemies are his enemies. To him you are never shit but always Shinola.

This sort of seduction is probably why otherwise kind people can sit back and watch a $1200-suited bully with filed teeth tear someone else apart, and then defend the shark by saying “He came very highly recommended!” Actually, the latter is probably a different character trait. But you know who else is good at this kind of seduction? Whores. The only difference between divorce attorneys and whores appears to be that most of the latter would blush at the rates the former charge for their services.

(Yes, it’s all over [the divorce] and I’m still bitter about that fucking piece of shit asshole. That passage from Bag of Bones brought it all back. Carry on.)

Love means never having to say you’re schizophrenic

Joshua — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:03:52 +0000

Being interviewed by a social worker today, because I’m applying for disability benefits, I was asked to “define love”.

“Huh,” I said. “I left my Keats at home.” No reaction. I thought for about thirty seconds, and then said, “A relationship in which one cares about another’s well-being more than one’s own.”

Then she asked me to “define peace”. I reflected for another half minute and settled on “A shared conviction that differences can be settled without resort to violence or cruelty.”

After a few more moments I said “I’m not sure those are very good definitions.” But she seemed pleased.

Later I realized I probably wasn’t being tested on eloquence or insight, but rather being screened for answers such as “Them’s when I cut their eyes out so they don’t look at me so funny.”

So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?

Joshua — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:33:48 +0000

A science fiction movie just explained an insect eradication technique to me: Expose males to sterilizing radiation. Then when they have offspring, the offspring will be sterile, and after a few generations the species will be extinct.

A … bit of a reasoning gap there.

Now, messing up their genome so that their offspring were not viable might work, if these modified insects were reintroduced each generation. Breeding or engineering the flies to be stronger and sterile might work, if they could compete with normal males and make the latter starve — again given that this were repeated. Or introducing a terminator gene so that offspring were sterile could be a good strategy. All sorts of hand-waves work. Just not this one.

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My recycled tweets for 2010-02-18

Joshua — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:59:00 +0000

My #laptop runs hotter than #HalleBerry in bed with #IreneJacob. New power supply might help(?). #

Underpowered AC adapter causing overheating?

Joshua — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:58:44 +0000

When the used computer place sold me a refurbished Dell Latitude D810 notebook PC, they included a 65W power supply. This is apparently not the correct one: it gives me a BIOS warning that this underpowered model would not give optimal performance.

Also, unless I throttle the 2.13GHz CPU speed back to 1.33GHz or lower, the laptop will most of the time overheat, triggering an auto shutdown.

Could these be related? (Can you tell I’m not a double-E?)

My recycled tweets for 2010-02-15

Joshua — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:59:00 +0000

Is #JohnnieWalker Red like 1/3 Caol Ila now? Egads. Where's the #Talisker?! Too valuable, probably. Damn #ClassicMalts. #whisky #scotch #
just discovered what a #Google #Sidewiki is via a combination of clicks I don't know how to repeat. #

Now more spammer-friendly!

Joshua — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:38:09 +0000

I have disabled CAPTCHA challenge-response. Also, I’ve edited the code of the OpenID plugin so that the checkbox is unchecked by default. Good?

Two new Niall stories

Joshua — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:03:29 +0000

Two stories with Niall from tonight.

First, Niall, Nonna (my mom) and I were watching a cartoon:

Cartoon: I think I just cracked my Artex!
Joshua: What’s an artex?
Nonna: Must be a {seal}.
Joshua: What’s an artex seal?
Nonna: Ceiling.
Joshua: Sorry, thought you said “seal”.
Niall: A “ceiling” would be a baby seal!

Successfully hacking diminutives is such sophisticated humor for a six-year-old. Also, Artex here, but I didn’t know that at the time.

Second, while getting him out of the bath and asking what he wanted before bed:

Joshua: Do you want a story, sing you a song, …?
Niall: I want you to play me a song on the {fawoot}.
Joshua: The what?
Niall: Flute.
Joshua: Flute?
Niall: FLute.
Joshua: I don’t have a flute.
Niall: [looks at me]
Joshua: Oh, the harmonica?
Niall: Yes.
Joshua: OK, I can play you something on the harmonica.

Problem is, I only know how to solve major-key musical improvisations one way — I work myself into a corner, like you do, and need to resolve the melody line, and all my endings sound basically the same. Mozart used the first half of his career employing — “inventing” is probably closer to the truth — “discovering”? — major key endings like that, but when I try it, it just sounds like the “amen” chorus at the end of the “Johnny Appleseed” hymn.

Niall didn’t mind. Little boys are awesome.

My recycled tweets for 2010-02-14

Joshua — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 09:59:00 +0000

My next financial instrument purchased will be an on-sale mattress from the local store. Guaranteed 0.00% yield; better than most, yes? #

My recycled tweets for 2010-02-13

Joshua — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:59:00 +0000

just had X flat-out crash on me for the first time maybe ever. #

… but 24 days late

Joshua — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:41:00 +0000

Oh, hello. mcgees.org just turned ten years old — on 2010-01-18. I had been so focused on the blog’s tenth birthday that I forgot this one. So the aforementioned “Definitive Songs” project I will issue as a CD, in a limited edition, to the contributors of the first 80 minutes of tracks, and I’ll distribute it free to the people who contribute to the list. This also suggests I should cap the track length. 8 minutes?

With the speed at which I work, they should be ready — round about 2010-12-15, the tenth anniversary of the blog.